“"I fink I wuz goin' duwn to da endsoon, but den I fund 'em real gnashy bonez un 'em ground! I fink I lost da bawl sumwere un da way..."

- Guttjob, after his failed touchdown rush.


Haha! must say this match was a blast! I haven't laughed this much at a bloodbowl game ever! I love ogres!

The ball must have been greesed before the game, because neither my gobos or his elves managed to get a good hold of it. It just seemed to slip out of their hands as soon as they tried anything fancy, like picking it up.

Was actually pretty close, until my offensive was stopped by me forgetting to use my reroll and then, was foiled in regaining the upperhand by Guttjob failing to remember to get up and get the ball back.

Lorka did a splendid job of evening out the misserable dice rolls with good planning and tactics. Cheers for the win, mate!

Re-match anytime!”