“Another historic battering for the Dominators. Fairly close in the first half, I thought, but I struggled to make the breakthrough in the second period and resorted to all sorts of long-ball desperation which didn't deserve to work.

Unreasonably good winnings means I've been able to replace a few of the team who left in body bags after the past couple of games. In the ordinary way of things the thrower and the ogre both being out probably wouldn't help my chances in the next game, but as my tactics seem to be settling down to 'try not to get killed while waiting for the dice to do bizarre anomalous things' the actual quality of the men on the pitch shouldn't make much difference. Fingers crossed! ”