“Today was a historic day in the RNEL. The Narfrokiflies, desperate for a win, went all in. Specifically, 17 inducements worth of all in. These included bribes, apothecaries, Igors, Bloodweiser Babes, mercenaries, star players, and even more, putting them in a LOT of debt.

The Jurassic Lizards started off with a quick touchdown, but the Narfrokiflies responded with a touchdown before the end of the 1st half. The Jurassic Lizards tried to score another quick touchdown, but the half was soon ended.

The struggle went on for a while between the two teams until the Lizards found a clear passage and scored their second touchdown. The Narfrokiflies' game soon became a scramble to scrap up something of a plan. With the game very near to its end, a pestigor picked up the ball and went for a bomb down the field. Leafy managed to reach a scaly arm up though an intercept the pass. The game ended soon after and the Narfrokiflies left disappointed.

And now, we shall take a moment to honor Slink the skink. He was a young skink, and he was killed today by a nasty nurgle warrior. He had 0 SPPs and died with the ball in his hands.

Long live Slink.”