“Another serene visit to the zen garden of no-hope BB, made slightly moreso by the fact my opponent was unable to chat during the game. No real chances during the actual match (well, ridiculous long-ball nonsense aside), 3-0 probably a representative score.

However, (miraculously) no-one died or was seriously injured in the match and the savings which trickled in were enough to (finally) buy me a new positional player, who has already been issued with his ceremonial team helmet (with a large bullseye on the forehead) and been measured for his coffin. The MVP went to a journeyman again, but then I again don't want to actually get *attached* to any of these guys... ”