“Midway through the second half, a 2-0 win for the Ogres looked a virtual certainty and I was already composing my 'Ogres are another team I have absolutely no idea how to play against (along with the other 20 or so)' match report in my head.

Then the Ogres dropped the ball, there was one of those grotesque probabilistic aberrations which my game plans tend to be built around, and I was able to move the ball 3/4ths of the length of the pitch in one turn and score the equaliser. The downside was that I had to kick to the Ogres again, but you can't have everything. Funny old game sometimes. (Still have no idea how to contain a team where everything is either Str5 or has a 2++ unmodified dodge, naturally.)”