“I've played many a match ruled by bullshit dice, but this was by the most bullshit match of them all.

AV9 on the dwarves breaks like AV5, leaving dwarves stunned after nearly every hit.

AV7 on the zons played more like AV10 across the board, as can be seen by the zero cas game.


Meanwhile, the zons succeed on a parade of 1d blocks, at least 70% of them being from players with no block. On the other side, the dwarves rolled nothing but skulls on all 4 attempted 1d blocks. 2 such blocks were rerolled, also into skulls.

How about those block dice, by the way? Zons managed a 90% pow rate, whereas the dwarves manage a 10% pow rate.


Lastly, why is it that any time you get completely diced, your winnings roll a 1 as well? Truly a pathetic game, and a complete waste of my time.”