“"Oh look at him...isn't Zeus so cute when he is all knocked out like this?" Hera stroked the swelling noggin of the King of the Gods as the others gathered around. "I imagine he will be a bit embarrassed when he wakes up and we tell him what happened...getting whacked by a lone blitzer who had to GFI twice...and just when he was about to score his first TD...he won't be happy."
"Serves him right..." said Athene "for getting us lost on the way to the Norse game. I TOLD him to turn left and go through the hills...but did he listen to ME? I mean I am ONLY the Goddess of Wisdom." "Oh No, he said, I have been this way before. Trust me I am the almighty Zeus. I should have stayed dead for that match so I wouldn't feel so silly having to concede."
"Easy now..." Apollo said from the other side of the room, "It was MY idea to stop along the way and watch TROY at the drive-in. I think that confused him a bit."
"Oooooo how sexy was that Brad Pitt?!? Achellies should feel blessed that he was made to look so good don't you think?" Persephone was very excited at the memory of the movie. "Although I don't recall him actually cutting off your head Apollo...even if it WAS just a statute."
The easy laughter of Apollo filled the room. "As if that little runt had it in him...I would have boxed his ears for even THINKING of pulling such a stunt. But we should think about getting him on the team as a catcher...he IS very fast.
At that point Dionysos walked in. " I am here my friends. I heard you might need another Blitzer. Besides If you are going to win with conviction it is only right and proper that I be here to help you celebrate!" With that the God of Wine and Intoxication uncorked a bottle and passed it around. "Here's to Hollywood getting our names back in the news!" "Here Here!!!" they all cried....and procedeeded to get roaring drunk!
Olympus was on a roll again!
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