“ The Order of the Snow King 2-1 Trollheim Trixters

The fourth season sees The Order return to the Kraken Sea Conference with hopes of improving on their 1-3-1 record last time through. The opening match was against the cheeky group of goblins known as the Trollheim Trixters.

The Order brought six perms. The Trixters brought two perms, a full complement of weapons and a few bribes, courtesy of 240k in inducements.
The gobs kicked off and immediately began to misfire. Four gobs failed to take flight, the bomber blew himself up (twice), the ball and chain tap-danced his way into a very precarious position and the trolls refused to move to his aid. About the only thing that went right for the Trixters was a successful regen when one of the trolls appeared to have had his eye gouged.

The Order scored on turn 8 and the gobbos set up to attempt the one-turner. Before they could get to it the crowd stoned the only non-niggled hob-gob off the pitch. The flying gob then landed in easy range of the score and the teams went in for half-time oranges all tied up at 1-1.
A blitz kick-off to begin the second half allowed the chaos dwarves to get some early pressure and after surviving a few saw attacks they secured the ball. After that greenskin casualties began to mount and they had little option other than to launch a hail of flying gobs at the ball. It wasn't to be and The Order brought in the defensive score for the win on turn 16.

A respectable start to the season for The Order with one player skilling up and a permed blocker sitting out the next game after a vicious gangfoul.

Onwards and upwards...
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