“Cagey first half with the Skaven unable to find a route round the wall of Orcs in their way. By the time they were able to negotiate their way past I thought I'd thinned them down enough to have a good chance of dominating the second half, even starting 0-1 down.

But, you know, back when I was playing AD&D and (obviously) had to sell my soul, they said to me, 'Are you sure about this? You may want to beat Skaven in internet Blood Bowl at some point in the future... and you'll have nothing left to offer the dark powers in order to secure your victory.' And I said, 'What's the internet? It's 1985. Anyway, I'm sure reasonable dice and semi-competent play will serve to give me a decent chance against any BB side.' And they laughed at me mockingly, and then said, 'If it's 1985, Blood Bowl hasn't been released yet, so this whole conversation is nonsense.' And then they laughed mockingly some more.

Skaven unlucky not to win 3-1. ”