“MLS Season 25 Game 7

Ye olde wizard nearly handed ye victory to ye Shakers of San Jose. 4 out of 5 players down, 2 out, 1 stunned and a terrible bounce for ye Red Wolves. Bull easily picked it up (of course) and there was nothing we could do. So we punished ye Shakers. A lot. Ye slaughter of ye lizards of Seattle continued into this game. Our only CAS was from ye wizard, a RIP our apo easily turned into a 'get back on ye field you sissy'. We thought for certain we were going to be handed our first loss, but ye slaughter continued. Running out of players, ye Shakers made a desperate gamble handing ye ball to a S4 hobgoblin and running away at top speed. But it was nothing Tim Cahill and Bradley Wright-Phillips couldn't handle and Andrew Jean-Baptiste jumped up to get into scoring position. A few hairy moments that rerolls took care of and we kept our undefeated streak alive. Suck it, MLS!

Thanks for ye olde game, AK and good luck against your pal. He's still ye biggest lucker in ye entire MLS. Hehe.

Spectators - none. Ye olde fans did not come out tonight. Bugger them!”