“MLS Season 25 Game 9

Ye olde Red Wolves were robbed by ye foul SHITE Walkers of Vancouver! They stole our dices and replaced them with turds! So many skulls and 1s to deny us ye olde score in ye foul first half, and gave them a totally undeserved counter-score. Then it continued into ye sucky second half and denied our chance to stop ye winning score. Our undefeated season comes to an end from ye dastardly OBBA admin client! We shall be filing a formal protest with George, who shall most likely wipe his hairy arse with it and laugh at us. We shall have our revenge in ye olde playoffs, Vancouver. We shall have it!

(all joking aside, pythrr played a good game but my dice sucked George's monkey balls. Grats on the win, buddy. I wasn't kidding about the revenge part though)

Update - Our rookie stole ye MVP. He better be something special. Andy Carroll received ye SHITE Walkers MVP. Another totally undeserved outcome for them from this game. That mummy is a walking pile of turd-stained toilet paper.”