“I fear halflings. I fear them after having tried them out myself. Still, a challenge is a challenge. The insane luck from previous games left the Guardians, and things instead came down to skills. Hehe. Both of which I proved were thoroughly lacking, on the roster and as well as in coaching...

A few stupid mistakes cost me the first TD by the flings. Or how about casually dodging with an unskilled Troll? A few more, as well as some well-timed pows from the flings cost me the second. It was only in the dying moments of the game that I could recoup some of my lost honor. Hamish demonstrated what a tasty Salty Nut can do for motivation (he got an extra nut and a Dry Martini before the last kick off). Oh, and Greg was always a dodgy figure. Something not quite right with his Pina Colada...

On a more positive note, Sean seems to have learned somthing from the game, despite being shallow. Well done Sean.

Thnx for a good whopping Candlejack. I'll try to return the favor some day. :) ”