“My name is Barry Allen, and I'm the fastest rat alive. Although not this week. Ronnie and Cisco had to pick up my slack this week against a very foppish gang of jewel thieves. They were quite nimble and agile, jumping and dodging through our ranks early on and knocking the ball loose too much for our tastes. Fortunately nuffle caught up to them when it mattered most and we salvaged the 1st half with a T8 TD. We made an attempt to stop them in the 2nd half but couldn't quite pull it off. Then Dr. Wells decided to get himself KO'd and never came back. Fortunately our 9 were able to keep their 9 at bay, though we did have to use the apothecary to keep Ronnie on the field (KO to Stun). Eddie finally got mad and started hurting people, and Rob and my dad chipped in with some timely boots. Hey, being a hero doesn't mean you don't play to win! Sometimes the bad guys deserve a good kick while down. We recovered all the jewels and found some nice cells for these would-be heisters. Unfortunately, the city didn't reward us quite as well as usual even after Dr. Wells pleaded our case. No matter, we'll continue protecting Central City from all types of n'er-do-wells. Because this city needs us, and we're the only ones who can do it.”