“The Nostras' rookie coach played like a rookie, fouling 7 times and ignoring the ball on defense. Then he made a silly hand-off in the 2nd half, dropped the ball, and allowed the Demon Dwarves to pick it up and prevent the touchdown. Still, the pounding he laid on the Dwarves was a heavy one and it is going to take a substantial amount of grog to dull the pain of their wounds.”