“OBBA MLS Season 26 game #2

Ye olde fates conspired against ye New Jorvik Red Wolves again in our rematch with ye FC Callas. However, this time it was ye Chaos that shall feel ye hammer of OBBA after ye match. Ye Red Wolves laid down a brutal punishment for ye Callas stall in ye 1st half, then Andrew Jean-Baptiste killed Fabian Cowstillo on ye olde LOS with Piling On! Who says Piling On is nerfed in OBBA MLS! FC Callas did an admirable job stalling us on our 2nd half score, and probably saved themselves from a counter score. But they also made a nice attempt at a counter score anyway. Once again Ian Christianson uses a reroll on ye Dodge attempt, but comes through on ye Blitz roll to keep a beastman out of ye end zone. Then Andrew came over and laid down a stunning boot to keep said beastman down for ye count. Just wasn't enough time to score after that so we hunkered down for ye draw.

Some day we will beat these guys. Maybe when they stop losing players and getting 300+ K in inducements. Seriously MLS teams, build up to a competitive level already! Ye New Jorvik Red Wolves are tired of facing Max, and Borak, and Grashnak. We want to face MLS stars, not imported has-beens and past-their-primes. Ye gods, entertainment imitates life!

Good game, dashergeaux. We salute your valiant effort on ye pitch. But we shall have our victory over you one day. Til then, fare well and good fortune til we meet again.”