“Welcome to the Grape Ape show everyone. I am your host Magilla Gorilla. Or at least I was until the real ape Mhorzzk crushed my skull. How am I reporting this you ask? It was prerecorded after Coach Rbthma put out a hit on me. At that point I figured I was a dead ape walking so this episode of the Grape Ape show was a good way to sign off.

Critics. Most of them will simply spam your in box, but not blood bowl critics.. You guys are a special bunch. I am going to sign off an assume we won because Rbthma's bruiser squad is also full of snots and they don't do much to fill out a squad.
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Thanks for the match sir. I look forward to our next one. I hope you got paid enough to get that next ogre.”