“Does traitorous double dealing money grabbing goblins. The Great Gobbo couldn't believe Bomber Dribblesnot and Nobbla Blackwart lining up on the side of those big bastard ogres, and to think they'd even been been on his Christmas card list... Particularly when Nobbla's first action was to foul and remove star goblin Dagg Ratsmasha from the field. Well he'd show them!

Despite plenty of carnage the only death came from the boot of a snotling. One who claims that he learnt it all whilst working as a litter picker at the Der Green Tides home ground.

Meanwhile Callahan made an explosive debut, badly hurting four goblins including famed goblin star hinka Trollfita as he made his way down the sideline looking for a second score before tripping and falling on arguably Der Green Tides best passer of the ball Airy bigfoot.

Despite the carnage and strength advantages along with some very very sticky snotling fingers in the first half the ogres were unable to stem Der Green Tide with several boneheads and a fumbled snotling fling, along with sneaky gobbo moves contributing to an exciting game for the fans!

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