“Die Warp Maus do it again! Somehow!

First quarter the fans stormed the pitch looking for rocks to throw, taking down all but 3 of the rats. The rest of the game consisted of two types of kickoff: 3 each of Blitz (all in favor of the Maus) and 3 Thrown Rocks (1 for, 2 against).

In this very bizarre game the combination of three Blitzes for, and two 2-die against double POW blitz actions vs. a caged ball carrier led to the narrow victory for Die Warp Maus. Despite the beating, the Maus squeaked out their 12th win, proving them once again my crappiest yet blazingly luckiest team.

In all fairness this should have been a clear win for the elves, but 3 Blitz kickoffs and some outrageous blitzing die luck for Maus carried the day.”