“Coach Gozer stupidly forgot to field his Throw-Ras on defense in the first half, so he couldn't reliably pick up the ball once he knocked it out of elvish hands. The undead managed to delay the elves long enough that they could not score however, and then began the process of removing elves from the field. By the end of the second half, there was little the elves could do to stop the relentless advance of the Temple players, and the filthy skeletons crossed the goal line to score the winning touchdown.”
Click on the charts to toggle relative statistics.