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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2004-06-16 20:57:20
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Player Performances
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TOTALS
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7
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#5 Låsby Svendsen – Smashed Knee (NI)
Player Performances
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TOTALS
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“First the humans asked for a demonstration, cause they heard that <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=69672>Noregs Helte</a> got that back when Fear Inc. was trying to get into the marked. We told them no, that wasn't something we did anymore. The humans whined.
So we made a simple demonstration on <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=811517>Søren Fredriksen</a> and he ran off cause he couldn't handle it. And The humans whined.
Still, the humans stayed though, so we showed our wares. There were alot of talk back and forth, and finally, after endless debate, <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=897261>L:Ron: Harald</a> decided on the <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=758804>Nightmare</a> package, and decided to go play with it alone. The remaining humans whined.
Seeing how the rest of the humans were desperate to buy a toy of their own, we shoved them the new <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=977765>Darkness</a> package. <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=811553>Jesper Langballe</a> couldn't stand it any longer, he instantly bought it and ran off, already lost in the shadows. And of course, the humans whined.
Seeing how they were getting desperate to not leave empty handed, we pulled out the jewel of our assortments, the <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=833880>Monster</a> package. While there was alot of fighting to get to this first, it was in the end <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=811475>Søren</a> who paid the most. The poorer of the humans whined.
Fear inc. is still open for business, should you be interested in any of our products. Come talk to one of our salesmen, or give us a call on our frightening hotline at 555-SCARE-YOU at any time of the day. Call now, and you get a free <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=984132>Evil</a> package!”
So we made a simple demonstration on <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=811517>Søren Fredriksen</a> and he ran off cause he couldn't handle it. And The humans whined.
Still, the humans stayed though, so we showed our wares. There were alot of talk back and forth, and finally, after endless debate, <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=897261>L:Ron: Harald</a> decided on the <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=758804>Nightmare</a> package, and decided to go play with it alone. The remaining humans whined.
Seeing how the rest of the humans were desperate to buy a toy of their own, we shoved them the new <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=977765>Darkness</a> package. <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=811553>Jesper Langballe</a> couldn't stand it any longer, he instantly bought it and ran off, already lost in the shadows. And of course, the humans whined.
Seeing how they were getting desperate to not leave empty handed, we pulled out the jewel of our assortments, the <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=833880>Monster</a> package. While there was alot of fighting to get to this first, it was in the end <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=811475>Søren</a> who paid the most. The poorer of the humans whined.
Fear inc. is still open for business, should you be interested in any of our products. Come talk to one of our salesmen, or give us a call on our frightening hotline at 555-SCARE-YOU at any time of the day. Call now, and you get a free <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=984132>Evil</a> package!”
Der er dog i FC Mørkt Jyllands lægestab ingen tvivl om at der er en belastende sammenhæng mellem de mavesmerter, holdets topscorer, Søren Fredriksen pådrog sig lige inden kampen og fundet af medicinsk affald i Fear incorporated´s omklædningsrum. Den tydelige lettelse, understreget ved de lettere retarderede smil fra Fear incorporated´s spillere, taler i den sag sit tydelige sprog.
Som FC Mørkt Jyllands Træner understregede op til kampen, må det ikke komme spillerne som en overraskelse, at et hold som kaos, tager beskidte kneb som fouls og andre ureglementerede handlinger i brug. "det er jo bare en måde at opveje deres ringe boldspil" som han udtrykte det.
Dog lyder der kraftige protester fra FC Mørkt Jyllands ledelse, da det fremgår af Fear incorporated´s holdopstilling. at ikke så meget som en eneste af spillerne har lovlige papirer til at spille i den dansktalende liga, som det også tydeligt fremgår af spillernes højest mærkværdige navne.
Det viser sig imidlertid at holdet består af importerede udenlanske spillere, der er samlet af megakoncernen McDroolands for at lancere koncernens nye actionmen der vil kunne findes ved deres junk food produkter til jul. heraf kommer også de barnagtigt dumme navne på spillerne.
Til spørgsmålet om hvorvidt der kan gøres noget i sagen, svarer FC Mørkt Jyllands ledelse hovedrystende at det næppe vil ske, da den omtalte koncern chef Quota, eftersigende skulle være sengekammerat med formanden for den danske liga, en vis hr. hovring.
"Vi kan kan jo ikke gardere os mod den slags, men vi håber da at legetøjsprodukterne snart skal promoveres i en anden del af verden, så vi kan få en ren dansk liga" afsluttes det fra det mørke Jylland.
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