“Plan A was 'pray to outrageously dice the opposition', as usual, plan B was 'ignore the ball as much as you can get away with, and try to put as many in the hospital as you can in the first half'. Unfortunately the ladies went on the offensive from the start and proved stubbornly resistant to being pushed over and injured. The ball did travel away from our endzone a couple of times, but never all the way, which people tell me is a key element of winning matches.

(That said we did manage to inflict one casualty, which doesn't appear to be showing up in the stats - presumably because it happened during a blitz.)

Anyway, a fun game and not too bad a result all things considered... ”