“Coach Gozer was somewhat ashamed of his team after they played such a dirty game, fouling the elves 10 times over the course of the match. Scumbone the Slave lived up to his name, killing an emerging star Wardancer with a dastardly boot to the skull. The Elves suffered from bad luck during the match, and they were unable to breach the undead cage and retrieve the ball, allowing their skeletal opponents to seal the victory with a second touchdown. The Assassins did have the play of the game though, with a dexterous hand-off to pass play that covered most of the field. Well met sir.”