“After a long and well deserved summer break, the Elders dusted off their spikes for the new season. A clumsy first half -where a wizard involved himself in the mayhem by tossing a fireball in Lord Bert's face- led up to some trouble for the Outlaws. After much arguing between Gut Hornstomp and Longhorn Bloodfur over who should make the first TD, they ended up fumbling the ball alltogether, but a magical set of bounces ensured the equalizing TD after all. With a few more turns on the clock, the Elders were eager to win. Their enthusiasm took shape in a blood-filled stampede, leaving three Outlaws in the infirmary, including Biff waiting for a hip-replacement. Ragnar the elf heroicly tried to shield off the ball from the beasts to no avail. The ball was negotiated out of his hands with some pointy horns and carried over the end-zone with seeming effortlessness by Gut Hornstomp. It is rumored that the Outlaw's coach is postponing a rematch, while he renegotiates a contract with the famed Morgh 'n Thorgh.”