“"Har! har! We gave 'em elfs a thorough trashing! Let 'em scurry back to their stinkin' woods, where they belong!"

- Mundri the Mad, voted Most Valuable Player, thanks to his violent mannerism towards elves.

This match was completely one sided. The elves didn't put up much of a resistance at all, except for their fans who after one and a half halfs of total humiliation blew their tops and invaded the field to retaliate on the dwarves, leaving five of them lying stunned and Fimbur seriously injured - his eye gouged with a stick.

Thanks to poor ball handling and seriously reduced numbers, they couldn't take advantage of this event, and finaly were overcome by the overpowering beating of dwarven fists.

The elves were so stricken by their loss that they gave up Blood Bowling and turned back to their forest to write a couple of new ballads instead.

Maybe they'll think things over and return with a better team. If so, I'll glady show up for a rematch, and prove them wrong.

Better luck next time, Jimmy, Nuffle wasn't kind on you this time!”