“In their first match appearance, the Snot Dragons brought there 'A' game. Eleven thousand rowdy Dragons fans showed up for their first game. The ref was really keen to keep it a clean match and sent off Cider and Button two turns in! The boyz were holding the Neck Biters at bay until just past halfway through the first half when Wiggles failed to hand off the ball to an eager waiting Butters. The vamps pounced on the poor goblins at this point. Things really went south when Stripes ran up beside Neck Biters starter Not-good Ned. Problem was he forgot to use his chainsaw. The half ended with an epic long pass by Kenny the Killer to Grateful Garry to give the Neck Biters a 1 touchdown lead going in to half time.

The second half went to chaos with the Dragons getting a blitz! Things started going sideways when Milorth tried to pick off the Neck Biters ball carrier with Wink. He missed but stunned both the surprised goblin and Neck Biters vamp Kenny the Killer, who was shocked with the site of a goblin landing on his head! After this things really fell apart and there was goblins piling up in the dugout. Snappy was crushed under the feet of Barry the Bloody as he stormed to towards the Dragons end zone. Suddenly the Nefarious Neck Biters were up 2-0!

The penultimate moment in the game that really highlights how well the night went for the Dragons happened just after the ensuing kickoff. The Dragons attempted a quick TD when the troll Milorth chucked ball-carrying Wiggles down the field. Wiggles landed on his head and promptly dropped the ball. The Neck Biters promptly took the ball back and started to down the field to score again. Cocoa, frustrated with what was happening, goaded Milorth into throwing the diminutive goblin down the field 'to make something happen.' Instead, Milorth, Eater of Bunnies, decided that he was hungry and ate Cocoa right there on the field! Everyone was rather stunned, except Ohm who was rather jealous that he didn't also get a snack.

Game ends shortly after with a dominating display put on by the Nefarious Neck Biters. They win 2-0 and out injure the Snot Dragons by 4-1 (there were 7 Dragons in the dugout at the end of game). Stripes had his hand smashed, so will miss the next game. The Snot Dragons fans showed up in droves and got a show of blood and gore that they were all hoping for. Good luck to the Neck Biters!
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