“Why All The Pus brought an old coach out of retirement having been away from FUMBBL for over 10 years, and the rust showed. The first half went acceptably, with us kicking off and delaying the advance, even getting the ball (briefly) before the attackers scored.
Second half was progressing nicely until the coach rushed a block with the Beast, gaining a double skull, wasting a reroll, and the turn halting before proper defence had been put in place around the ball carrier. From there it seemed Nuffle cursed the block dice for the stupid action, with three turns in a row ending with skulls or both downs (all on 2 dice blocks).
A fun return to the game for the coach, not so much for either team as both will have journeymen in their next matches. Our thanks to Slavers Bay for the welcome back in suitable fashion...”