“The Doom Divers reluctantly accepted the challenge from the much more experienced Halflings Ate My Babysitter! team given they had the legendary Minotaur Runs in Circles who has 89 casualties to his name.

However, as the teams lined up, Runs in Circles didn't take the field due to a niggling injury! This gave the Divers a huge advantage which they exploited.

Despite the Babysitter fans killing the referee to start the match, they just could not cope with the twin Divers Ogres who took turns taunting the remaining Babysitter Soooo Hungry IV into repeated mistakes that cost the rest of his team dearly.

Eventually, Soooo Hungry IV was knocked out and spent the rest of the match recovering as the unlucky Babysitters lined up against the Rampant Divers with 3, 3 and 1 player in the last three kick offs.
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Nothing went right for my opponent today apart from some nice pick up the ball, run, pass, catch, run, hand up, run plays, but my superior numbers crushed the ball carrier on each occasion. I didn't mean to trash his team :(((

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