“The Backers were off to a fantastic start when they blitzed the dwarves at the start of the game. Drey sprinted forward and caugh the kickoff in front of the surprised dwarves. He dodged a tackle from Verne Troyer and then ran for the first TD, 1 - 0! Not much later the same Verne Troyer fumbled the ball when trying to dodge close to his own end-zone and Baldwin was there to pick it up for an easy 2 - 0.

The dwarf coach did what he could in the first half but with 3 - 0 in half-time the dwarf team got more and more interested in beating up the rats rather trying to move the ball. Shotsbricka was killed trying to block Torygg and as the apothecay was flirting with a girl in the cheering crowd he wasn't there to save him.”