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Match Result · Blackbox division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2017-01-31 04:09:35
60k
2/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
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2
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1
15
218
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28
79
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#7 Mork – Broken Ribs (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
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2
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1
12
231
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37
70
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“I have nothing nice to say about this coach. He took my grats, and then like a punk bitch didn't give me one in return. It is the most rude an unethical thing a coach can do. He won by pure luck with no talent behind his play. I would be embarrassed to lose to such a horrible technical coach, if I had done anything wrong during my play. He luck dodged out and nailed me on turn 7. Even the luck meter says he had the game of his life, and will never repeat it.
One day I'll meet this coach in person. I am going to buy several rounds of beers for everyone around him, and continuously miss him. I'll repeatedly say sorry, as Canadians do, but just like the grats I gave him, I won't mean it.
It makes him a happy little hamster to be a diarrhetic douche canoe. What a fine fellow he is. You can fill your shorts with sand and then pound it until you chafe your balls off. Funny enough he has edited the in game comments to make himself look less douchey.
I'm the jerk? Just give my due and say grats. You tried to put me on a tilt, using your words, otherwise none of this would have happened. ”
One day I'll meet this coach in person. I am going to buy several rounds of beers for everyone around him, and continuously miss him. I'll repeatedly say sorry, as Canadians do, but just like the grats I gave him, I won't mean it.
It makes him a happy little hamster to be a diarrhetic douche canoe. What a fine fellow he is. You can fill your shorts with sand and then pound it until you chafe your balls off. Funny enough he has edited the in game comments to make himself look less douchey.
I'm the jerk? Just give my due and say grats. You tried to put me on a tilt, using your words, otherwise none of this would have happened. ”
<keggiemckill> phew
<keggiemckill> scary stuff
<dashergeaux> just roll 6s and the game is easy
<keggiemckill> Ingave you a grats, even though I didnt mean it, I expect the same from youy sir
<keggiemckill> :)
<dashergeaux> hehe
<dashergeaux> was getting there
<keggiemckill> I cant comment on luck until I see the result in the game report
<keggiemckill> until then its only opinion
<dashergeaux> i need to win me one of these kick off events
<keggiemckill> say it
<keggiemckill> say it?
<keggiemckill> you need ot say it
<dashergeaux> you'll get it when you score again here.
<dashergeaux> do it quickly
<keggiemckill> just dont think iy, say it
<keggiemckill> grats
<keggiemckill> say grats
<keggiemckill> or gj
<keggiemckill> or wd
<dashergeaux> hehe, when you get #2
<keggiemckill> any of those will work
<keggiemckill> I need it now
<keggiemckill> it courtisy
<dashergeaux> can't have it now.. i'm full of the salt
<keggiemckill> Its not about you, its about me
<dashergeaux> i know, can't be stroking your ego. need you on tilt
<keggiemckill> I dont go on tilt
<keggiemckill> not after a <redacted>
<keggiemckill> dont be like Hillary, give me my due
<keggiemckill> Give it
<keggiemckill> Ill write up a horrid game report, now give me my grats!
<keggiemckill> touche
<dashergeaux> i like reading horrid game reports. now kinda excited
<keggiemckill> you lost friendly privledges
<dashergeaux> well i failed the 3+ in the 2nd half to send us to overtime, let's see if i can fail it to send us to kicks
<keggiemckill> shut your yap
<dashergeaux> gg, grats, welll played
<keggiemckill> fu
<dashergeaux> your td was amazing :)
The above was the absolute unedited in game chat, with the one exception that I edited out the fact he was enjoying Pot edibles. I took that out for his sake. Guess I shouldn't have. At least 4 specs can verify the chat. They won't ever see this, though. Only Keggie will. He's got to live with seeing the fact that he was the jerk.”