“A very, very interesting game. The first half started like the majority of my recent games. Skull/Both Down results ended 7 of my first half turns. Ouch. I don't think i've had such a poor half. That coupled with my opponents ability to roll KO's at abandon provoked me into smashing several highly fragile objects through out my house. ( I just hope my girlfriend doesn't miss her glass dildo!).

The second half started a bit brighter. Infact the sun shined on me and me alone. Stargzrrag's inability to grasp the basic concepts of team creation ultimately signalled his defeat. 1 reroll + Orcs = Shit Team. Lesson learned though bruv eh?

Sephiroth demonstrated his prowess with an un-merciful head butt on Bob the Merciful killing him outright but lets face it, an orc called Bob probably shouldn't exist anyway right?

I think the Splatmasters should travel back to Orcdom for some extra-curricular Splat lessons.

-Ren

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