“The elfs managed to pen in the Nitwits for most of the first half and looked to have stymied the attack, until a fireball opened up a big hole in the defence and a few humans got through. With time running out the wood elfs had a good shot at the ball but failed a GFI for a 2 dice strip ball hit.

After that the Gladerunners played absolutely abysmally, like gelded dwarfs with their shoelaces tied together. They repeatedly failing simple dodges and blocks, and a pitch invasion foiled any chance of a one-turner. Despite only 29 blocks to 27 they were also all but wiped out without taking out anything in return. Dr Death is furious with the little pansies and has scheduled block and dodge training with three large brown bears before the next game. GRRRRRR :) ”