“The crowd left a bit disappointed after the match ended, as there were surprisingly few injuries considering the amount of mighty blow blocks thrown. The match would have been a total snore-fest, except for the lone touchdown pass by Hannibal the Cannibal, who dodged through a hole in the enemy defenses and tossed the ball to Worms the wight. Worms then taunted the enemy by dancing around on the goal line for a couple turns, before finally scoring.”
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