“My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest rat alive. And today, it was the other team with the glass jaw. It seemed like every hit was sending an elf to the KO box and few were even worse. Detective Thawne was a big part of that, including a RIP that was apo'd into a MNG. I thought we could have scored more, but Dr. Wells said that with the extreme heat and the possiblity of KOs coming back we should play it safe. This is what happens when two members of the team are carrying permanent injuries. But I respect him so I usually listen to his advice. So we saved the city and no one got hurt. I call that a good day in Warpstone City.”