“March to NBFL Super Bowl XVIII, Week 1

Pitch clear! Yah, baby!

The first half was Orc porn. Coach BlackDice put D’Brickashaw Ferguson on the LOS, then got a Blitz result, stacking the line and going high contact from the get-go, in order to get a rather poor shot at J. Slater, with Gabe King. Slater promptly knocked King out, then we started mauling them on the line. A pair of bad fouls ate our bribe and their Dirty Player, and then we managed to foul D’Brickashaw out of the game. It stayed nasty for a turn or so, T. Sambrailo got fouled out too, but eventually AV9 beat AV7, and after 3 turns it was 10 on 5. Then it was 10 on 2. Then it was 10 on 0. Then J. Fonoti walked it in for a 1-0 lead.

The second half was 11-on 9, the Norse with one Ulf and no troll. They caged up at midfield; we promptly killed the lone Berserker in response. They went up the north-hand wide zone, and we chainpushed the ball into the open and then hit the carrier, sending the ball out of bounds, where we caught it. There was an irrelevant scrum on the north side, as Fonoti ran free with the ball. We won the scrum, Fonoti handed off to Brown, and Brown walked it in on turn 8. I must admit we tried to get another pitch clear, but their last two guys were pretty stubborn. 2-0 win.”