“My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest rat alive. It's easy to be fast when you keep getting Blitzes on the kick off. Unfortunately, our line rats are the least lucky creatures in Warpstone City. Another dead rat on the LOS early in the game and we never did use the apothecary. Even worse, Gideon stole the MVP. Still, we put away these ruffians with a comfortable 5 TDs after failing to stop the opening drive. Good thing too because this city needs us. And we're the only ones who can save it.”