“On an afternoon pouring with rain and a mere 37000 fans attending, we played the match. The rain agreed with the slime and the rolls were very favourable to Nurgle. The Chefs scored after using most of the clock in the first half, fouling once along the way. The second half had a wild throw that went nowhere, a scrum in the center and a mad dash to the goal by Upchuck, who received an MVP for his efforts. Due to a timely blitz, a second score almost occurred at the end, but usual stunty agility meant that the ball wasn't picked up. The Chaos Chef coach (or is that Sous Chef) was heard to say 'We were raped by those dice'. ”
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