“Rather an irritating defeat. My tree was slumbering somewhere first half, leaving me to deal with 3 str 4 darkelves alone. This proved useless, as in turn 2 Mudslide tripped dodging towards the endzone and picked up his second niggle (he's now assistant coach for footwork). Next turn my thrower got bh'd, and being outnumbered 9-11 the rest of the half, not counting ko's, it was easy for the darkies to walk all over us.

Second half became more interesting, as my treeman, yes my TREEMAN, intercepted a likely touchdown pass by the darkies. He actually rumbled his way for 3 turns towards the endzone, making it more than halfway, before he finally got knocked over. Our little attempt at history over (no tree in fumbbl history has ever scored a td, and looks like one never will), our boys lost all heart to continue. But at least the fans understood the effort Avalanche made for his team, voting him MVP and refusing to return any of their season tickets despite being shutout for the first time in team history.

Woulda been nice to have that place in the record books, though...”