“It was a low down and dirty game, with 9 total fouls and 2 dead elves. It was a good thing Coach Gozer sent a sneaky goblin into the Lords' equipment room and greased up their shoes and the ball before the game, so that they ended up tripping and dying and fumbling the pigskin at crucial moments. By the end of the match there really weren't enough Lords left on the pitch to defend, and the 'Ooligans ended up dancing in the end zone as they scored the winning touchdown.”
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