“Oi! Roit then! Things looked grim for the 'Ooligans after they failed to score in the first half and lost two menz to the ref's uncanny eye and another to a serious injury. Coach Gozer's motivational halftime speech got them fired up though, and they hit the humans hard in the second half, killing two blitzers and surfing the ballcarrier. Toff Tossa then ran in, scooped up the ball, and sauntered into the end zone for the winning touchdown.”
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