“The Monkeys met their makers last night, as the Pacipharaohs and Monkey FAC, Monkey FU2 had their debut game in the second season of the FACFL. Damaging themselves as much as being bashed into the ground by their opponents, they really didn't stand a chance. Nuffle decreed that coach matshaver endured enough punishment last season and it was time to flip the tables in one of the biggest upsets in FACFL history. As this game showed us all, Nuffle is fickle as ever and nobody knows how any match will turn out. With a record-breaking (probably) number of 1s rolled by coach McLovin and 6's rolled by coach matshaver, this was quite the spicy season opener and this reporter is very much looking forward to how the rest of the season will unfold!”