“The Satans had an easy time of it in their debut, since the Skaven completely ignored the ball all game, choosing to gang foul expendable beastmen instead. This allowed Coach Gozer's team to stroll up the field in an untouchable cage for both offensive drives. Although the match was a bit boring in that sense, the party at the clubhouse after was a blast, with lots of grog and biker chicks with hairy armpits. There was a somber moment of silence for fallen brother Spider, but that soon turned to raucous cheers as Weasel the Beastman got his 'Experienced' rank colors and chose a new skill.”
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