“Back to back home games against Skaven. Sure their gold is as good as anyone else’s gold, but the mess they leave is always horrendous. Corbis was starting to doubt if it was a good idea to advertise that any team playing against the Archers in Avelon could stay at the Tarnished Crown Tavern. He looked at the lodgings and grumbled. The clean nests he had provided were now filled with skaven droppings. The little menaces could not even bother using a chamber pot. Think of the common rat droppings you find around the nests and then imagine a nest with a dozen human sized rats. No wonder they always stank. Between droppings and the musk they emitted, it would take several bleach scrubbings to get the odor out of the basement rooms.

Corbis ordered a chamber maid to simply open the trap door to the sewer and sweep the entire mess into it. Flood season should start any day and the light weight straw and debris would easily be washed away.

At least this crew did not red sewer alligators. Putting alligators in a stable had proven more of ha hassle than he had imagined. Once you finally got them out of the sewers one by one and prodded them through the inn and out back to the stables you had to deal with feedings. That skaven team lost a couple of slaves in the endeavor.

Today, the best thing Corbis could say about the Flashrats is that they had easily beaten the Archers of Avelon leaving Coach Kondor in high spirit. A close second was that they had vacated his establishment.
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