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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2017-05-29 19:54:21
CTV 2050k+100k High Elf
3
Winnings 70k
15000 Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
Inducements: 2 bloodweiser kegs
Dark Elf CTV 1920k+210k
2
40k Winnings
Spectators 19000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor No change
4/1/0 Casualties
Inducements: Star player Horkon Heartripper
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3
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#4
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8
13
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#5
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#6
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#7
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11
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8
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#11
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14
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5
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#12
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1
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15
3
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#17
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15
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TOTALS
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5
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19
116
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29
24
1

#5 Khyrmn Aethana – Smashed Hip (-MA)
“Do you think they are the actual Titans of legend?” asked Ortalion as the two teams warmed up for the match in.

Nienna snorted. “I don’t believe in Nuffle, and I certainly don’t believe in Cronus. They are dark elves with an even more inflated ego. They will bleed just like any other inbred dog.”

Kydeth shrugged. “I hope the only place I see them is on this field. If there is an afterlife I hope that elf Hades is not in charge.”

“Maybe.” Chimed in Revwe. “I will tell you I don’t like the way Hera keeps staring at my face. It is creepy. I don’t know if she wants to kill me or take me home.”

Nienna poked her. “You already know the answer to that. Both is the correct answer.”

As they chatted, the mobster coach C9805222 stood proudly but slowly stumbled across the field leading the witch elf Hestia. Both wore matching leather studded collars, and the collars were joined by a six foot long bronze chain. As always, C98 was dressed to excess. This time he wore slightly more clothing than his companion. In the nice weather he was shirtless but sported a tweed ivy cap and matching tweed slacks. Thick gold chains hung around his neck and in his hand he carried gold and ivory gentleman’s cane for flair.

When he reached Kondor, he offered a vile of the white powder that he had not bothered to wipe off of his speckled face.

Kondor politely declined the offer but stared intently at the collars worn by Hestia and C98 before it finally dawned on him.

“You must shop at the same merchant as Coach Rbthma. I shall have to visit him. Clearly I am behind when it comes to Blood Bowl coach fashion trends.” Said Kondor. “Is she going to take the chain from you before she starts playing, or will you be participating in the match today?”

The clearly euphoric C98 simply shrugged and it was obvious that he frankly did not care. His normally beady steel eyes were soft, and while the jaw was still set, chiseled, and hard, it was obvious that he had not shaved in days. Hestia had taken on at least a week long joy ride that did not seem to be at a conclusion.

The horn sounded for the teams to take the field and Hestia hesitated only a moment before unhooking her end of the chain and lovingly placing it in C98’s hand. She hissed something quietly into his ear, then blew a kiss to Kondor and jogged to take her place on the field. Looking at C98, Kondor found that in the place of his normal hard set jaw was an ear to ear smile.
Silently Kondor wished he had the courage to follow a witch elf back to her den.

The game itself was a close affair. These two teams knew and despised one another. Blades crossed and boots rained as the referee simply got out of the way. In the end, the scoreboard read 3-2 archers but only the Titans had inflicted 5 injuries to zero by the Archers. The teams would deem it another split decision.

As soon as the final horn sounded Hestia came back to C98, took the chain from his hand, and refastened it to her collar. C98 had not moved an inch but when she gave the chain a little tug he stood. Hestia then extended a hand to Kondor invitingly.

Kondor looked at Hestia, and looked at the chain. It took every ounce of will power his mind and body could muster but he looked her in the eye and simply said “No.”

Hestia smiled, shrugged, and handed a small leather pouch to C98. He opened it, smiled more broadly, and then the two of them jogged back towards the visitor locker room.

Kondor managed to pull his eyes away from the witch before she disappeared through an open door. One day a dark elf would lead him down that path. However, he was certain that if he ever went down that road he would never come back.

“Good luck Coach.” Whispered Kondor then he walked back to his stadium office alone.
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#4
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#5
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#6
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1
#7
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#8
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#10
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17
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#13
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9
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#14
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17
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#15
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#90
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TOTALS
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2
5
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23
174
11
21
53
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c9805222 walked through the spacious hall, towards the dais that Cronus sprawled in an obnoxiously large bejeweled throne. throughout the hall, whispers and groans were heard from the shifting silks hanging at the sides, whilst aromatic spices filled the air.

c9805222 took a deep breath, yes the self styled Titans did decadence and hedonism like no others, as several of the scars on c9805222's frame attested from several parties with Hera and Hestia.

Cronus looked down at c9805222 with indifference, his daughters Hera and Hestia perched upon his throne with him watched c9805222 as lioness may watch a gazelle, Hestia proffered Cronus a plate from which he drew a line long of powder.

Settling his gaze once more on the coach before him, so what brings you here, to interrupt our pleasure?

c9805222 came quickly to the point, "you lifestyle needs funding and your coffers are running dry" Hestia and Hera sat up their gaze chilling, before they could pounce c9805222 continued

the gnome Corbis aide to Kondor the plaything of the Archers of Avelorn has been in contact, they have been causing him some problems, problems that he thinks you may be better equipped to deal with than your typical thugs...

Hera sat forward, Revwe's eyes, I want her pretty eyes...

"I take it you will play them then" c9805222 said, taking two steps onto the dais and helping himself to the plate of powder before pulling Hestia to her feet.

"then I will see you in the morning at the match."

Oh yes these dark elves did decadence and hedonism like no others...
 
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