“Emphasy sportingly declined to take the inducements he was due, placing himself at a slight disadvantage. The match was played in pouring rain, and the weather was a big factor in proceedings, as both sides proved hopelessly unequal to the challenge of picking up or catching the ball for much of the match.

Right from the off the Renegade's dark elf fumbled the ball into the crowd, who helpfully threw it in the direction of the Jumpers' catcher. With most of the Renegades committed on one flank it was a simple matter of picking up the ball and handing off from one Jumpers' catcher to the other to set up a likely score. Alas it was not to be, as the Jumpers' catcher fumbled the ball.

Both sides had chances to win, but comedy fails plagued both sides, with several double skulls thwarting Emphasy as the frogs leaped around in increasing desperation in the second half.

It wasn't pretty. But it was good fun.”