“Coach Gozer made a stupid mistake early on that cost him the game by trying a gratuitous hand-off that failed and allowed the elves to steal the ball. Soon going down 2-0, Gozer's men entered a bloodthirsty rage, and began to crush skulls and snap necks left and right. After being saved by the apothecary from a dastardly foul that had surely killed him, Vader the star Wardancer's days were numbered. Not giving up hope on getting rid of him for good, the Satans unleashed a second foul, and Barf's dirty boot splattered Vader's brains onto the pitch, much to the delight of the screaming fans. Although the Chaos side was able to finally score, they still lost the match to their agile opponents, and had to instead take solace in the damage they caused in the clubhouse afterparty. Good game.”