“1-1 draw V Anarchists. Commissar Furious

Welcome viewers of Cript Necro News channel, We are joined by Nadia Grovelli Kreepski our Bloodbowl Pundit who is at the touchline where the teams have just come in from a disappointing match at The Stadium of the People's Will. So how are things looking Nadia?

Well Nikolai Pravda Teller things did not go well. The game ended a disappointing 1-1 draw mainly due to the Undead Necro's poor positioning. They had the game well in hand but failed to capitalise on this and allowed a breakaway equalisation.

An attempt was made by Richard Deepbone to recruit Goblin Below but this was vetoed by the Commissar who noted that he had insufficient Class Consciousness and so would not be allowed in the team.

There was a serious issue with Insufficient Communist Will in this game. Lenin was killed early on and has been expelled from the team with immediate effect for failing to carry on with the match. Richard Deepbone compounded his error in recruitment with a poor show of will when he was damaged by the troll, thus ends a promising career before it has begun.

Carnegie had a disappointing match, being knocked out at one point. The Commissar looked at him with his "Gulag Eyes" and struck such terror into the wolf that late in the match he made a magnificent play which was only defeated by Rockerfeller's inability to catch the ball. The commissar stating that "Only that series of dodges enabled Carniegie to avoid the Encouragement Beating that Rockerfeller will be receiving."

Post match the Commissar stated that he was sadly disappointed in the team. but that they were starting to come together and he hoped that as morale and results improved so the Coshes of Proletarian Encouragement would see less use. ”