“Three words for this game: F*** the Ref! My opponent got the ref on his side after I scored in turn 2, and then proceeded to foul me every turn for the rest of the half. Result: a ton of bh's, a RIP and a niggle. And the stupid thing is, his dp guy only fouled once, getting a ko! The other injuries were from regular elves. It was unreal how thoroughly he was destroying my team around me...oh, the neighbors were hearing a mouthful of me yelling at the screen, believe you me!

We got completely trounced, including him somehow sneaking out a final td in the last turn after stealing it away from me and my likely turn 8 score. It's amazing we didn't have more lasting injuries to contend with, nor did we lose any fanbase. Jawbreaker's been taken back to the shop and patched up, good as new. Unfortunately, in order to make her forget about the niggling pain, we had to do a complete brain-wipe, including the skills she'd already learned, and reboot using the base programming (dodge, frenzy, jump up). But at least she'll be ready to play next match...”