“Olivr Alecster strides confidently to the podium after the game in a violently violet hopalong, the left sleeve tattered and the right sleeve missing entirely. Addressing the CabalVision mages, he begins.
"First, we'd like to thank CIBBL for taking a chance on a team of furry foreigners, and we shall do our best to meet all contractual obligations. The players will be spending the next couple days practicing in Yarlan Bog for their upcoming game against the Emerald Forest Watchmen." Olivr clears his throat, and rubs his left forearm where a bloody bandage is briefly visible.
"We'd also like to thank the Slaves of the Serpent Queen and their coach, Gozer for agreeing to meet us in the round on the pitch as a last minute substitution. And we are trying to get Cuddles and Blu'Bogen to understand that hugging opponents with their claws is frequently viewed by officials as overtly aggressive, regardless of how the fans might view the practice. The staff of the Bear Clutchers were gratified to learn that Baba the Builder has made a full recovery and hope The All-Seeing Eye will return to the field soon." He now looks directly into the eye of the lead mage. "On a related note, we have been asked to remind the kids at home that chainsaws are certainly not toys. Please do not touch them without adult supervision, and never-EVER swing them at another person, animal, or magically animated corpse. Remember, the CIBBL players you see on CabalVision are professionals. They always have highly trained medical professionals close at hand to deal with emergencies as they occur."
Olivr looks uncomfortable as be begins to back away from the podium. In a quick quiet voice he recites, "And the team is happy to announce they they will now be retaining the services of Alixand Alecster, Provisional Doctor of Veterinary Medicine. I am not prepared to take any questions." In a louder voice, as he strides away, "And remember to get your Stubbies before the game on Wednesday!"”