“Following this victory the Commissar stood and addressed the adoring crowds of the proletariat.

"Comrades! Today we once again came to oppose the Kulak Class. Their dishonest ways were no match for the people. They brought with them a top chef, not realising that the thin gruel they offered the people is nothing compared to the strong bread and meat of true Class Consciousness. They brought a "Star" not realising that true power comes from within the body of the Proletariat. The Chef was a distraction I will grant, but when we looked again at the tenets of Undead Socialism we realised that we were being offered candied nothings, not the solid food of the brains of the Bourgeoisie. The star was sneaky but the righteous Boot of the people descended upon her and she was driven from the field. Two of their team, recognising the inevitable march of history threw themselves upon the claws and punch daggers of the Peoples Champions, begging to join our movement. But I tell you this Comrades, once a kulak, always a kulak. We took their lives and their brains yes! But we denied these class enemies any place in the Revolution. ONWARDS my COMRADES HISTORY IS WITH US" ”