“After crashing out of the Fumbbl Cup in their debut match, Kondor tried to placate the fans by quickly scheduling games against some bruisers. The plan was to escape with his life by providing enough blood and beautiful play to keep the most fanatical fans entertained. To that end, Kondor contacted an admired coach called HeyGuys and asked if his Nurgle team had an available spot on the schedule.

On paper this one looked like the Xenobiotics were going to be outclassed, but the coach cracked open the coffer and contracted the Despoiler, Lord Borak. Borak’s presence on the field combined with coaching skill made the game even.

From the opening kick, it was clear that the Archers were still stung by the Fumbbl Cup defeat. They made several terrible on the field decisions including a pair of ill-conceived fouls on Borak. The Archers would score to end the half but they would also be severely outnumbered in the second.

Xenobiotics methodically worked their way down the field crushing any elf that stood in their way. Fenian tried to stifle the Nurgle advance only to have Leroy Palewing blatantly drown him in the mud at mid field. Fortunately, the rot was in Fenian’s system, and without missing a moment of the action he arose to join the rotter ranks.

When the teams finally retired to their respective locker rooms after the match, Kondor was satisfied with the results. The Archers had sustained five casualties including the death of Fenian, and the fans seemed to be in a better mood.
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